Darth Vader was the Empire’s super soldier. But every now and then he always had to go back to his special chamber. That was because of the wheezing. That’s where his humidifier was. Unfortunately it never improved his breathing much, but that doesn’t mean a humidifier won’t work for you. This Darth Vader humidifier should do the trick.
This 2-gallon Vader head with a blow-hole shoots a fine, cool mist that’s sure to cure what ails you. Let Vader moisturize your room with anti-microbial technology. It’s only $60 from Amazon.
“Luke, I am your humidifier. Search your feelings, you know it to be true. Join me and we can rule the galaxy and wheeze together.”