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Upcoming Nintendo DS game Okamiden is the sequel to the cult classic Okami…. It’s going to be a hit. Here’s why:

That’s Okamiden hero Chibiterasu, and he makes Pikachu look like a pee-stained pillow. Look at those chubby wubby feet. That itty bitty nosey nose. If you don’t like

…because according to Robert Sungenis and Robert Bennett, the Church was right – the Earth is the center of the universe. Ho.ly. Crap. In what I still suspect is either a practical joke or an article by The Onion… – in other words a practical joke – starting this year

Charles Mangin is on a mission to meld Apple’s failed Newton handheld with their highly successsful iPhone. If he manages to pull it off, this is what he thinks it’ll look like.

Can you say “full of win?”…

The DNA from all of the cells in the human body is 45,000,000,000 miles long. But it seems that if we were digitized, our code would only be a page long, including the detail about our shoes and, uhm, a tattoo on our right leg:

Looking at the code, I…

The geeks of this generation are being asked to mourn with the UNSC. It’s our responsibility to enlighten them about the plight of others. Lovesick Robot Designs is here to help.

Pass the word and let the young ones know.…

At least this Ewok birthday cake isn’t hairy.

Happy yub-nub to you!…

(Warning, don’t scroll down if you’re offended by side-boob.)…
This has to be one of the more unusual tattoos I’ve seen in a while. Is this girl really a steampunk cyborg, or does she just have a really good tattoo artist?

I can’t imagine how painful it was to have

The iPhone is a lot of devices in one – it’s a browser, a gaming device, a camera, and occasionally even a phone. I guess you could think of it as a Swiss army knife of sorts. If you want to extend that metaphor in a more literal way, why…

For some reason, I don’t remember The Shining… playing out exactly this way. But then again, I had to close my eyes once the blood started pouring out of the elevator and that wrinkly naked lady showed up.

I sincerely hope that Princess Peach uses her umbrella like a baseball

Either that, or they’re now selling clothes made of wookies.

So, Star Wars fans, get the Worthington Cowl Neck W/Snap Top at JCPenney now! Because you guys are the only ones who can possibly be proud to answer the question, “That’s a nice Worthington Cowl Neck W/ Snap Top! Just …