Mmmm… the bacon pie… in all of its greasy glory. This was created by a guy named Chris Kelly, and he has some instructions on his website that I will link later to in the post. The recipe calls for a ton of bacon, a ton of cheese, and a cup. “Why the cup?” Read on! AT DAWN, WE RIDE! *Runs into the street and gets hit by a bus* “hahaha BUS RO DAH!”

Why did I pick this seemingly boring image to put into the post? Because, if you look carefully, you can see that there is a cup in the sink. Do you know what that cup is for? “Yes.” Well, I’ll tell you anyway. The manliest of men, the manly man, the real men of the world take their bacon grease, put it in the fridge, and use it later too cook more greasy food that just isn’t greasy enough. “That’s kind of gross.” No, it’s just really manly. Pass the fried lard, please, my Spam is dry.

If you love the bacon pie, then you should probably start watching what kind of food you’re eating before you end up dead. Just a thought. Then, after you’re done dismissing my admonishment, you can check out the PorkKleen Bacon Hand Sanitizer and the Bacolicious Website Baconizing Service when you’re ready to move on.

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Jack Kieffer owns Cool Gizmo Toys, a site that loves all things geeky

If you’re one of the many people who does not like the smell of alcohol in hand sanitizers, but loves bacon, this geeky product is for you! To eat! *Sprays PorkKleen in mouth and runs, screaming like an idiot* Though I do not frequently change my mind, since I am an opinionated, bullheaded person, I am going to rephrase. *Clears throat* Do not eat the PorkKleen. Or the gum that’s under the subway railing, but that is undoubtedly more delicious. *Picks gum off of the floor and chews it*

For just $4 (USD), you get a 2.25 ounce bottle of PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer, which should last you a pretty long time. This is the perfect gift for any of your germaphobe friends and family, but can also be bought for personal use if you’re a selfish little hobbit. Yo, man! Give me some of your bacon-scented hand sanitizer! *Thinking* “Why would I do that?” Because my hands are unclean, and I need some hand sanitizer! “NOO! IT’S MINE… MY PRECIOUSSS…” A vicious battle of riddles ensues, and the fish creature ends up having to share his precious PorkKleen Bacon Scented Hand Sanitizer.

This geeky bacon-scented hand sanitizer is currently available from ThinkGeek, your source for random junk that you need to pay for to have it. Again, this would prove that you are superior to the rest of the human race, who is still using un-scented sanitization liquids. PROVE YOURSELF, OR FALL VICTIM TO THE RISE OF THE APES. Which was actually a great movie, but I’d hate to get those monkeys mad. Scratch that – I’d be scared if they were even a little bit irked, let alone RAGE QUITTING my life. *Hides in a closet*

Jack Kieffer owns Cool Gizmo Toys, a blog that rants about random geeky products.

Each Duct Tape Magnetic Jacket incorporates a durable, lightweight plywood core, wrapped in ample layers of duct tape. The inside of each case is lined in felt to protect your precious tablet, and the case even self-aligns like the Smart Cover, thanks to its built-in magnets, and even auto-wakes and sleeps. It also can be propped up for easy typing or movie watching.

Unlike the original grey design, the updated iPad 2 duct tape case comes in a variety of cool designs, including such favorites as the Nintendo Game Boy, Doctor Who’s TARDIS, and my personal favorite, delicious smoky bacon (bacon scent not included.)

A pledge of $40(USD) or more will get you one of these Duct Tape Magnetic Jackets in one of serveral basic colors, while $45 buys you patterns like leopard, zebra, or digital camo. But if you really want to travel in style, drop 60 bucks and go for the Game Boy, TARDIS or bacon versions. If you’re feeling like really splurging, Coregeek says he’ll make you a custom design (within reason) for $80.

Just load the BAKON clock the night before with a few strips of frozen bacon, set the alarm to 15 minutes before you want to get out of bed, and when its time to wake up the next morning, the specially-modified toaster oven cooks you a batch of the tasty stuff, filling your pad with the heavenly bacon scent, readying it for you to eat just in time. And if that’s not enough to wake you, the BAKON oven also oinks like a pig at alarm time.

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You can’t buy the BAKON clock in a store, but you can follow nelson8815′s build guide over on Instructables if you want to try and make one for yourself.

Booturtle made this delicious meat & sweet bar for her husband. After making a batch of chocolate covered bacon strips, she decided to use the Han Solo mold she made for an earlier project to make something extra special.

Check out more pictures at Booturtle’s blog. She made her Han Solo mold using this instructable by FreakyCitySF.

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In recent years there has been a bacon obsession sweeping the internet, (largely thanks to Reddit, I believe) resulting in strange objects being crafted out of the stuff, and  a smattering of bacon-flavored products. If you’re interested in the latter, then today is your lucky day.

The guys at Jones Soda have the perfect holiday pack for any bacon lover. The $9.99  Jones Bacon Soda Holiday Pack contains two bottles of soda, one tube of lip balm, one package of popcorn and one package of gravy mix. All flavored by your favorite pork product. Really, what better gift could you get someone for $10?

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Pretty soon people will be building whole houses out of bacon. Poor piggies.

Check out the rest of the photos on krismkelley’s Flickr page to see how the lampshade was made. It’s nothing complex really. But it is insane. Although I would like to have a bacon tie, so I’d have something to eat at work. Mmmm. Bacon tie.

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The soap, shown here next to lesser, non-bacony soap for size comparison, is also available in a fruitier version for those of you who don’t want to step out of the shower smelling like bacon. For $9, you can get a 10 ounce bar of orange- or bacon-scented glycerin soap, and a fresh (sort of) scent that will stick to you all day.

Bacon soap will either bring people closer or drive them away, and I’m not really sure which one is better.

[Soapier via Mashable]

This “bacon bits” case is made to fit the tiny iPod Shuffle, though Etsy seller Antjes also offers larger bacon cases, for all your bacon-wrapped gadget needs. Mmm. Bacon-wrapped gadgets.

Of this larger case, Antjes says, “It really looks like a piece of bacon!” and I am forced to agree.

Bacon cases are available in a variety of sizes, so long as you are willing to provide the necessary dimensions. But do you really want something around that will make you constantly hungry for bacon?

[Bacon case via GeekAlerts]

Just add “http://bacolicio.us/” to the beginning of any site’s URL and boom! BACON!

So for example you want to baconify TIME’s website, just type http://bacolicio.us/http://time.com. Look at that strip of goodness. The only thing better than that is a picture of woven bacon. OR a baconized picture of woven bacon. OR real bacon.

[via The Raw Feed]

When a reporter’s hand was placed against the robot’s taste sensor, it was identified as prosciutto. Subesequently, a cameraman was mistaken for bacon.

I guess that Old Glory robot insurance might come in handy afterall.

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