Constructed from an aging 55-gallon drum (just like the real R2-D2, I’ve been told), the Rs-BQ smoker is perfect for smoking Ewoks, Gungans and other lesser lifeforms – and then smothering them with Imperial BBQ sauce.

The R2-BQ is perfect accompaniment to the Death Star BBQ grill.

[via R2D2Central]

The Barbecue Grill PC is definitely one smokin’ machine. But instead of cooking burgers and ribs, this grill conceals a complete gaming rig, capable of pushing plenty of pixels for playing the latest and greatest computer games. Just pop open the lid, and hidden beneath the lid is a nice big widescreen LCD monitor and a powerful PC. Those glowing orange fans really make it look like the coals are nice and hot.

From the look of all of those fans and heatsinks, I’m guessing this machine would get hot enough to cook your lunch as well as a regular BBQ if you ripped out all the cooling. Then you could slather on some sweet and smoky BBQ sauce to keep those CPUs and GPUs cool.

[images via Big Download and QuakeCon]

These goofy USB flash memory devices are disguised to look like crispy, delicious Chinese BBQ. Available in chicken wing, drum stick, and BBQ pork “flavors”, you definitely don’t want to bite into one of these if you have any interest in keeping the teeth in your mouth.

And even if your choppers could tear through their rubbery exterior, you’d probably have a pretty tough time stomaching the metal USB connector and the silicon circuitry inside.

As long as you can resist putting these in your mouth, you can store up to 4GB of files on each one. They’re available from Brando for $28 each – not including steamed rice.