cereal on Technabob...

Somehow, I managed to miss the fine print on the front of the God of War III… box cover.

…but it’s definitely not fresh anymore, because it was made in 1988. It really is sealed though, and contains two types of cereals – Super Mario and Zelda… – which you would be wise to not eat. I’d rather skip breakfast than eat 22-year old cereal.

It won’t be up

I was wandering the cereal aisle in my local grocery store looking for my morning sugar fix, when I stumbled this Xbox-themed promotion in boxes of cereal.

Six Xbox-branded mini-games are available in specially-marked boxes of Kellogg’s cereal (I always wanted to say that), including Apple Jacks, Cocoa Krispies, Corn…