Plus points for the R2-D2 head/hood. frosti’s selling it for $92 (USD), but before you hit the link, know that it’s only available in XL. If you’re a Large (and a Boy Wonder), you may wanna settle for the Robin hoodie, also made by frosti but is hella cheaper at $42:

Classic. I actually like this one more than the R2-D2 hoodie.

This isn’t the first time Ecko’s gotten their geek on. They also have a whole line of downright nerdy Star Wars hoodies, and the ODST hoodie is one of eight items in their Halo line, which includes an intensely yellow Master Chief t-shirt and an exceedingly gaudy ODST track jacket.

And while neither Halo nor Ecko is really my style, I still think it’s great that big brand names are backing gaming culture. Plus, $88 isn’t half-bad, price-wise. I mean, that’s how much I pay for a pair of jeans!

Don’t judge me.

[via Geeky Gadgets]

When the ESRB gave Portal a “T” rating, I don’t think they meant “T for Toddler”. But your tots can get this hysterical “Where Babies Come From” C-Section graphic on an infant body suit, tiny t-shirt, or a baby bib over at CafePress.

[via Hawty McBloggy]

Technabob reader Matthew Borgatti (aka “M@”) created this intricately detailed bronze belt buckle which bears the inimitable Art Deco logo from the classic underwater shooter. M@ started out by having a wax mold carved on TechShop’s Tormach CNC.

He then produced a silicone mold from the wax and had the bronze casting made by the guys over at JR Casting.

While I really love the way the raw bronze looked when it came back from the casting, M@ did a great job giving it that thoroughly weathered look that’s more apropos of the game’s decrepit atmosphere.

You can check out more photos of the Bioshock belt buckle and M@’s other creative works over on Sinbox and Flickr.

Look how discreet. You can tell people that’s anything, all the while quietly filling up that giant change jar beside the nightstand. You’ll need to fill it up good to cover the cost of these babies: a pair runs $59.95.

[via Geeky Gadgets]

One thing is indisputable: the workmanship that went into these costumes and corsets, by EveningArwen, is amazing. The corsets look good and they make great outfits. But $200 a pop is a hefty price to pay.

But I guess for those folks who grew up weaned on the various versions of Star Trek, these togs might be fantasy come to life. Not very practical for beaming down to unknown planets, though.

[EveningArwen's store via Geekologie]

Yes, our favorite Italian can’t go without the extra toughness and instant growth that the fungus gives him.  He’s grown so fond of it, and all this time you’ve been giving him millions of coins to fuel his craving.

From now on, try to finish his games without using any power-ups. The exercise will do the man good. Spread the word and wear this shirt. Get one at Threadless for $18 USD.

[via Geekologie]

On the other hand, this t-shirt from Germany’s LowRez asks the question in such a way that’s just as likely to get a laugh from your stoner buddies as it is to be appreciated by gamer geeks. As a matter of fact, this t-shirt is the perfect bit of apparel for that rare breed, the pothead retro gamer. It’s just the type of shirt that somebody might wear when he gets pulled over on an Cops with a doobie behind his ear.

In addition to t-shirts, the How High Can You Get design is available on a variety of clothing items, including tank tops and hoodies over at LowRez online shop.

Lot 29 Urban Wear’s Batman hooded sweatshirt is covered with the likeness of not just every ripple of muscle on the BatSuit, but even has a masked face when you zip up the hood all the way.

It’s just a little freaky looking, but isn’t Batman kind of a freak anyhow? Available from SuperHeroStuff (about $75 USD).

[via The Awesomer]

Retro-gaming fans have got to love thse Blinky, Inky, Pinky, Clyde and blue ghost t-shirts from LowRez.De. Pac-Man not included.

New T-Shirt by DavidFromDallas coming soon from Threadless. I’ve got enough trouble with the basic kick and punch.

[via GamOvr via VGArts]

These retro video gamer ties are perfect for making a statement when you don’t want to wear the boring old blue tie that you’ve got sitting in your dresser drawer. Wild Ties makes these neckties in Tetris, Pong, Space Invaders or Asteroids versions so you’re covered whether you’re looking for something colorful, or would rather go with something more minimal and monochromatic.

All four retro game ties are available over on Amazon for $24.95 (USD) each. And if you’re looking for a more generic 8-bit tie, there’s you can always try this one on for size.

For a casual night out, why not try on one of Lumigram’s Lumitop fiber optic tops? Each one is powered by a compact battery pack connected to a bright LED light source, and provides ample illumination to light up any pair of boobies that need a little extra attention.

For a more formal occasion – say some sort of elegant ball being thrown for the leaders of the United Federation of Planets – there’s the Lumitop Sophia dress, an intricate dress that’s woven from a ridiculous amount of fiber optic wire and features a colorful LED belt. I’m really hoping to see some star walking down the red carpet wearing one of these for the Oscars.

Of course, Lumigram doesn’t discriminate. While they don’t yet offer any light-up 3-piece suits, they do offer a Lumitop for guys – assuming you’re a guy named Bruno.

And once you wear light-up clothes, you’re guaranteed to have as much fun as the people in this video clip. I promise.

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I want to party with these guys. And listen to their dance music. And learn their dance moves (both of their dance moves). Light up clothes are truly the future of fashion. You heard it here first on Technabob.

While LumiGram’s trademark style is the colorful glowing fiber optics shown above, you really got to love any company that sells a product called the LumiX LED Thong. I really want to party with these guys.

[via 7Gadgets]

Adorned with a larger than life NES controller on the back and an (almost)  actual-size embroidered controller on the chest, you’ll be showing off your 8-bit fanaticism whether you’re coming or going.

The jacket is officially licensed by Nintendo, and available in a limited edition of just 1,000. So if you want one, you’d better move faster than Mario in the video clip below:

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This very special collectible is available now in a variety of sizes over at 80sTees.com for $200 (USD), which happens to be just about you would have paid for an NES when it first came out back in 1985.

Most of the designs are from the same agency that Microsoft hired for their “I’m a PC” ads, but the company wanted more class and swagger so they also got rapper Common to share his designs. Ad Age says that these shirts should already be available in “select stores”, but there’s no “where to shop” or “buy” link to be seen at Softwear’s site. Tell us if you know where these things are sold. But don’t buy them. Or buy them. I don’t know. It’s all too weird.

Microsoft, which headline would you prefer to see: one that says you guys are making shirts now, or one that says your software and gadgets are so unbelievably dependable now? Because some of your products sure could have used your funds and attention.

But if you release a Clippy shirt I’ll buy one. Just so I can burn it. Okay I won’t I’ll keep it.

The t-shirt lights up using an electroluminescent display that responds to music and other ambient sounds.

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And while Apple hasn’t used the classic rainbow logo since 1998, I have a funny feeling that neither Steve Jobs nor the T-Qualizer guys had anything to do with this shirt. That said, you’d better get your hands on one before somebody’s lawyers see this post.

If you move quick, you can grab one over at JetsSoBox or over on eBay for somewhere between $20 and $45 USD.

Emoticons are designed to help add context and tone to text-based conversations (because it’s important to distinguish between a joke and a dig), but all the winking on these shirts begs the question of whether the pithy little labels are meant seriously or sarcastically.

Fake diva, or real diva and snarkily proud of it? It’s a mystery! So much for clarity in communication.

[ClixWear, via Chip Chick]

This cotton/poly hoodie is a steal at $22.99 from jamjamtees’ Etsy storefront, and the graphic is screen-printed on navy for a very basic look. Anyone who’s ever seen those all-brown next-gen titles knows gamers don’t like color anyway. No wonder they avoid going outside.

jamjamtees has a great selection of other custom items as well, from Pac-Man t-shirts to earrings made from 10-sided dice. Get ‘em now before they’re spawn-camped into oblivion.

[Via Etsy]

Covered from head to waist with graphics inspired by the classic 8-bit platformer, the (slightly misspelled) MarioFlauge hoodie is perfect for the Mario fanatic in your life.

The Cotton/Poly hoodie is perfect for keeping warm in the cool days ahead. It features some really nice attention to detail, like a metal mushroom zipper pull, and little thumb hole cutouts in the arm bands “for quick gaming access” (which I’m pretty sure would be even quicker if you just stuck your hands out of the sleeves). There’s even an inside pocket for storing your iPod (although I think a GameBoy would be more appropriate).

The limited-edition hoodie is available for preorder now from Enclothe for $65 USD.

[via Emptees via The Awesomer]

While this looks pretty cool, I would like to express a few concerns I have about this design. First of all, whoever is playing this game like royally SUCKS at Tetris, right? Second, what is with the individual cubes? Those are not Tetris pieces- if they were, like, hello, it would be the easiest game ever. And how about that 3-segment straight piece? Tetronimoes always have 4 segments. Seriously. How about a little quality control, people?

On the plus side, the brightly colored Tetris pieces pop with hue as they cascade down your front. Although the tees look black in the picture, they are a dark grey and made of 100% fine cotton jersey.

If you still want one, pick up the men’s or women’s versions for €30. $45 for a Tetris shirt? I guess there are some people who could easily afford paying that much for a novelty tee…