The tiny handheld Artoo gets his power from your computer’s USB port and probably provides just enough suction to clean up equally tiny bits of dirt and debris. Speaking of USB power, I wonder if the universe would implode if you plugged R2 into one of these.

Still, it’ll look really cool sitting in your cubicle. You can pre-order one over at NCSX now for $20.90 (USD). Unfortunately, you’ll have to wait until August to receive yours unless you can work up some Jedi mind tricks on the NCSX folks to convince them to ship one out earlier.

This desktop Whac-A-Mole game lets you whack to your hearts content. Got an important conference call? Why not whack some while you’ve got your speakerphone on “mute”? Nobody will know. You can whack all day long. You know you want to.

I’ve never really understood why it’s “Whac-A-Mole” and not “WhacK-A-Mole”. Could they not afford the “K”? Maybe it saved them money on painting all of the arcade signs. Somebody probably got a bonus for that. Remember when employers handed out bonuses? Those were the days.

Unfortunately, it looks like these cute moles only speak Korean. If you do too, you can find them at the Early Adopter Shop (search for “2774″ to find them). Otherwise, you’ll have to settle for one of these mole-free Whack-It games.