It’s five-year mission, to explore new sauces, to seek out new cheese and meat combinations, to boldly cut deep dish where no man has before.

The blade is crafted from laser-etched stainless steel, and the body is made from a durable zinc-alloy chromium plate. but who are you kidding. You’d buy this thing if it were made from the lid of an old tin can and an old corkscrew.

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You can get your grubby little hands on the Star Trek Starship Enterprise pizza wheel over at ThinkGeek for $24.99 (USD).

The Snack & Stack was designed by Winnif Pang. It’s a product from Fred & Friends, and isn’t out yet, but should be in stores soon.

Even though the cutlery (ahem) strongly resembles Legos, it’s not a Lego-branded product, it just happens to look extremely Lego-like. It’s a good thing Lego Corp. isn’t all litigious and stuff or none of these products would fly and we’d all just be stuck stacking up Legos that serve no additional purpose whatsoever.