This time, faustus70 has outed Big Bertha. Just like her brother, Bertha is crafted from wood from an old chair, but this one has more of a Tommy gun sort of look compared to Big Daddy. And that’s no coincidence. Bertha got her start as a Ruff Stuff Air Blaster Tommy 20. Of course, she’s totally unrecognizable compared to her humble plastic beginnings – but no less (fake) lethal.

The firing mechanism under her no-nonsense wooden and metal riveted exterior is able to fire up to 20 of those little suction-cup darts in under 40 seconds, perfect for shooting at smooth surfaces. The leather grip and shoulder pad are also nice touches.

If you missed out on Big Daddy, head on over to Etsy and plunk down $380 (USD) of your hard-earned scratch for his bad-ass sister before she gets snatched up. You might just be able to wield Big Bertha in time for Halloween.

Designed specifically for games like PDC World Championship Darts, this kit adds a soft arrow tip and feather-shaped tail to your Wii controller. At that size, it looks much more like a lawn dart than something you’d throw for a game of 301 or 501 at your local pub. Ahh, remember lawn darts…

Frankly, I don’t need yet another reason to accidentally throw my Wiimote through through my flat-screen – again. But if you absolutely must have one of these, you can find them over at DealExtreme for $9.54 (USD).