Still, I kind of like the idea behind designer Dhanai Holtzclaw’s Phone Flask as a stealthy way to carry your hooch around wherever you go. Looking very much like an iPhone 4, flicking the little “power switch” on the top allows booze pour out of the “headphone jack.” Imagine the next time you find yourself stuck in some boring-ass company meeting – just make a little marimba sound with your mouth, pull the fake iPhone from your pocket, and take a swig to take the edge off. Now isn’t that better?

Unfortunately, it looks like the Phone Flask was listed up on IndieGoGo and didn’t ever reach its fundraising goal, but maybe Apple will pick up on the idea and build in a tiny flask inside the iPhone 5. Or maybe he’ll put it back up on Kickstarter.

iomega’s eGo Leather Hard Drive may not actually carry your booze, but it will hold up to 250GB of your favorite files, so you can sneak them around any place you can carry an open container. The drive is a dead ringer for an actual hip flask, complete with curvy metal ends and a rich leather wrapper. And just in case you really do go out on a bender and drop the thing on the ground, it’s got built-in Drop Guard protection to keep your data safe.

I say, why not keep one of these in your inside left pocket, and a real flask in your inside right? Of course, just don’t make the mistake of opening your real flask and pouring your 30-year old Glenfiddich onto your keyboard. Now that would be a true crime.

It’s available now over on ThinkGeek for $149.99.