Technabob » jar jar binks http://technabob.com/blog Cool Gadgets, Gizmos, Games and Weird Science Mon, 13 Feb 2012 23:00:05 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Jar Jar Binks in Carbonite: Dreams Really Do Come True http://technabob.com/blog/2012/02/04/jar-jar-in-carbonite/ http://technabob.com/blog/2012/02/04/jar-jar-in-carbonite/#comments Sat, 04 Feb 2012 19:00:43 +0000 Conner Flynn http://technabob.com/blog/?p=82714 Seeing this image brings a warm fuzzy feeling to my heart. It almost… almost… makes up for those crappy prequels. No, not really. But it does feel good to see this idiot Gungan frozen and hanging on somebody’s wall.

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At least he won’t be slipping on banana peels, getting his tongue caught in things and saying stupid things. If I had the money, I would have taken the bounty out on him myself. I only hope that he will be frozen forever, only to be thawed out and paraded before each generation so that they can know the true horror of Jar Jar Binks and so that others can learn from Lucas’ Jerry Lewis/Frankenstein/racial stereotype mistake of a character.

Oh sorry. I guess I digress. This is Jar Jar Binks in carbonite, as seen in the trophy room on the Imperial Kashykk level in the Force Unleashed game. It’s awesome, and the game’s developers should win a Game of the Year Award just for sneaking it in.

[via Reddit via Super Punch]

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So he’s rid himself of remorse. What about disgust? Damn that Jar Jar is UGLY. Ugly ugly ugly. Anyway. Are you ready to make an ugly alien out of a root crop? The Jar Jar bust was carved out of jicama (quite a popular root crop here in the Philippines) and then painted with Chefmaster food color. You also need Chefmaster Carving & Coloring Skills. Not sold anywhere.

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jicama to jar jar 2

The original tuber was way more handsome. Poor tuber. After doing that, you can prepare the other salad stuff, and then drop the monster into the midst of all those other salad stuff. Then try to eat it. Force yourself to eat it. Force Eat it.

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For more detailed instructions, head on to Cooksden. Their Jar Jar pics are bigger though, so watch out.

[via Geek Crafts]

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