The GoPad was made to allow you to use your tablet like a sort of digital clipboard. The strap goes around your neck and the articulated stand allows you to place your tablet into the optimal position to get stuff done. It also works as a stand for your tablet when you’re not wearing it, and can hang it over your shoulder like a laptop bag, too.

The GoPad sells for $89(USD) from their website. It’s available in versions for the iPad 2, Samsung Galaxy, RIM PlayBook, Samsung Galaxy, Kindle Fire, and Motorola Xoom. For some reason, I can also see dads and grandpas using this and being quite happy about it.

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Also, to the rule that you can’t wear masks at work, you can wear the LED Anti-Aging Mask. We’re only making an exception because someone tripped on your face sag a couple of days ago, and now the company is facing lawsuits. THEY TRIPPED ON YOUR FACE SAG. How does that even happen?! But I digress.

The Zombie Brains Friendship Necklace Set is from ThinkGeek, and is $30. don’t think of it as $30, think of it as buying two $15 necklaces. Because that’s exactly what you’re doing! This has been a journey into Derp land, please step off of the ride and keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle. *Revs up bone saw* I see only one way that I am going to be able to leave and follow the directions. Good thing I’m a zombie, or this would hurt like a bone saw! Because it is a bone saw! “Where did you even get one of those?” The internet.

If you’d like to throw your money at someone, please visit your local school at Penny the Freshmen day. If you would like to throw money at the Zombie Brains Friendship Necklace Set, go ahead and pogo jump yourself all the way over to ThinkGeek.

If you liked the Zombie Brains Friendship Necklace Set, you’re might also to want to check out the edible gummi brain and the Plants Vs. Zombies Cake.

Contributor Jack Kieffer owns Cool Gizmo Toys, a blog that rants about random geeky products.

Just like the setup of the show – where Joel (or Mike) sat with the robots and made fun of bad “B” movies, this handmade pendant makes your favorite photo the subject of their humorous jabs.

The MST3K locket is made by Laura of PicaPicaPress, and it’s the perfect place to house a picture of a loved one with a good sense of humor. After all, they’re going to be perpetually belittled within an inch of their lived by this outer-space peanut gallery. I suppose you could wimp out and put some  sci-fi movie still in there. Pretty much any scene from the re-released Star Wars Blu-ray collection should do the trick – especially from Episode I. Robot Monster always works wonders.

Girls, if you consider yourself among the remaining MSTies out there, head on over to Etsy, where you can grab up this locket for $60 (USD). Be sure to wear it the next time you find yourself trapped on the Satellite of Love.

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It’s made out of CNC-machined aluminum with an LED inside which pulsates for up to 72 hours at a time. Each of the necklaces contains a tiny circuit board to make it work. The pendant is silver. It’s the perfect geek gift for yourself or your significant other.

Since it’s open-source, you can make it yourself. Through Adafruit, you can access all of the files necessary to duplicate it. Or you could simply buy a completed iNecklace for $75(USD) from Gizmine.

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These geeky gamer necklaces are made by Deadly Pretty Designs, and you can choose from a bunch of them available in their Etsy store.

You can choose from a miniature Nintendo DS, Xbox 360 or PS3 controllers and more. The retro Super Mario Bros. necklaces are also pretty cool. Prices for the necklaces vary from $10 to $25 (USD).

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Each icon is laser-cut from white acrylic, with the tiny instructional images burned out of them and then layered onto a piece of black backing acrylic. It’s made by LicketyCut, and can be ordered in either this large five-image version ($45 USD), or in single image Portal test icon pendants ($12). Each image measures appx. 1″ square.

And if that’s not enough, cake will be served just as soon as you’re done testing.

You can find all of these fun Portal jewelry items, along with other fun geek accessories over at LicketyCut’s Etsy shop.

But instead of just cheaping out and cutting up some old circuits like we often see over on Etsy, these guys make their jewelry from mirror-polished stainless steel, then hung them each from a 16″ chain. The pendants themselves measure 2″ x 1.5″ and are available in either silver or gold finishes, but not in copper – which would be even more appropriate for a circuit board. Still, they’re quite good looking, IMHO.

If you’re looking for something a little more girly (or want you’re a guy and want to get your girlfriend something sweet and geeky), there’s always the version shaped like a little 1″x1″ heart, too.

I wonder if there’s a schematic available for the parts that could go into these things. I suppose if you really wanted to, you could solder some components in, but I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that you won’t end up with a functional circuit. I guess you can always find out for yourself. Each of these circuit board necklaces sells for $60 (USD) over at the Design Glut shop over on Supermarket.

Created by Israeli artist Ran (aka milkool), these pendants offer up chunky, pixely cursors hanging from a black metal ball-chain. They’re made from 2 layers of colored acrylic, stacked together, so they have some nice dimension too. Plus, at just $14 (USD) each, they won’t cost you much.

Currently, they’re available in either an arrow pointer or pointing hand designs, both perfect for getting people to look you in the eyes.

Of course, if you’re the type of person who makes others wait around for them, maybe you could convince Ran to make you an hourglass or a beachball version instead.

You can find these and other fun nerdy-chic pendants and accessories over at milkool’s Etsy shop.

You can also get a single Nuka Cola Quantum Earring ($8), if you’re a cheap bastard. But if you’re on the generous side, get the Nuka Cola Quantum Necklace ($18). It has more dirty trinkets!

If you like regular Nuka Cola, there’s also a Nuka Cola (red) necklace ($18) available. All of these items – and more, including baby Metroids in a jar – are available at Phenocryst Miniatures’ Etsy shop. Remember, even if your great-great-great-great granddaughter/son doesn’t like jewelry, the bottle caps can also be used to buy food or bullets.

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Look at those eyes! That cheery face! You’d never know she spends half the day pulling weeds and digging holes. This girl spends her days lounging around under the trees and fishing, clearly, with a sideline in fashion design. You’ve got to be at least a little fierce to pull off those red shoes.

This little Animal Crossing pendant is only $9 at Etsy, and the LoveYourSupplies shop folk will even customize if you want. Not a bad idea for a game that is all about you (and, uh, also chores).

That is pretty huge right there… and you can get it bigger if you want, though this necklace, from the MagnetGames Etsy storefront, already weighs in at a hefty $32. If you want to look your best, though, you got to lay out that cash.

Giant, ridiculous, gaudy necklaces aren’t your deal? You might want to check out the perler bead nerd glasses. Is it just me, or would these things make excellent silly gifts?

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Geeky jewelry is common, but it’s usually restricted to the realms of science fiction rather than actual science. The collection has all sorts of cellular-inspired items that you can hang about your person.

Petri dish-inspired earrings: better than wearing actual petri dishes on your ears. Trust me on this one.

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Look at all the shiny plastic. Brando is kind enough to include a chain so that you can make a necklace with the bug as its pendant, although why anyone would do so is beyond me.

On second thought, it’s not half bad. But still, why a cockroach? Nevermind. If there’s one thing I can say about Brando, it’s that they’re consistent. Consistently weird. The jewel bug necklace flash drive is only available at 8 Gb capacity. It’s for sale for $33 USD at Brando’s online store.

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Okay, I mock, but it’s actually not unattractive as necklaces go, and geek girls with a sense of feminine style certainly can’t find much to mock in the 8GB of space available in this wearable drive. Also? Color choices! The necklace is available in black or red if you happen to need more color in your life (along with portable storage).

You might be wondering just where, exactly, this pendant plugs in. Check it out–hidden connections. Nice touch!

The necklaces are available for $37 a piece from Hong Kong retailer Brando. Now if only there was a package deal for all three….

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Created by San Antonio’s NBsCloset, each one of these tech-inspired pendants is custom cut and etched from fiber boards using a (frickin’) laser beam.

It seems that NB has a particular affinity towards Nintendo controllers, what with mini necklace versions of the Wii-Mote, the NES Zapper light gun, and the classic (but much maligned) Power Glove controller.

Of course, Nintendo controllers aren’t the only thing you can wear around your neck. If you’re ready to go back to the ’70s, try on this mini Speak & Spell (weird synthesized voice not included).

And if you’re more musically-inclined, how about a classic Casio SK-1 sampling synthesizer.

Or snap some pics with a Polaroid instant camera…

Each iconic necklace measures about 2.25″ at the widest point, and hangs from an 18-inch ball chain. Head on over to NBsCloset Etsy shop to order yours today. (Be sure to check out NB’s wife’s Etsy shop for additional designs)

These beauts are handmade by Capitola Girl Jewelry. She sells them on Etsy for 29 bucks. They come on an 18 inch chain with a silver clasp. She promises to center the key perfectly for your ultimate satisfaction.

The display ones are all in the letter B, but she’ll do some alternate letters in black or gray if she has them. Now to see if she has a K lying around… or even better, ctrl. Why? I don’t know, it just seems kind of cool.

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I mean, even though the elusive gold rings Sonic loves to collect have been thoughtfully included here doesn’t mean I’ve lost my focus. Although I think I can hear the happy chimes of jumping and collecting them right now… good times.

Is your obsession diluted when you have two things to obsess about? Does it count as an obsessions if it’s more than one thing? Discuss amongst yourselves.

Purchase this piece and see other fun things at the geekchicboutique shop.

Inspired by the game’s handy Weighted Companion Cube, this pendant will accompany you through the test chamber of life. Please take care of it.

Brisbane Australia artist Heather Blacklock handcrafts these little cubes from Fimo polymer clay, and says they’re perfect on a necklace or on a keychain too.

After the Fimo is baked, there will be cake.

Michigan artist Sarah Lynne handcrafts her necklaces and other jewelry designs using aluminum, wire, paper and paint, then coats them with a highly polished resin glaze that takes three days to complete. Each piece she makes is unique, so you’ll need to move fast if you want the exact one in the picture above.

You can find her Nintendo necklace (and many other cool original pieces, like these Pac-man earrings) over on Etsy for $45.

I’m not sure if tagZ will be the next big trend with the kidZ, but they sure look cooler than the tacky glow stick necklaces that show up at the occasional rave. TagZ are available from RED5 for £10.00 each (just under $20 USD.)

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