If you were able to get one of those Talking Heart Mice from a few years back, then all you need to do is give it a click or two to remind yourself that, hey, someone (or rather, something) still loves you. For everyone else, there’s the Emergency Affirmation Button.

Just press on the huge yellow smiley face and hear it utter a quick “You are awesome!” that can perk up even the lousiest and gloomiest and darkest of moods. It would also make a great gift to give someone who’s been sporting a sullen face lately. Here, watch how it works miracles:

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It’s like a little happy pill that you can just push instead of pop to get some quick relief to a very blah day. These Emergency Affirmation Buttons are available from Amazon for $11.95(USD) each.

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I have long since given up on trying to learn the technique or pattern that he was always telling me to look out for. He says Rubik’s Cubes relieve him of his stress, but in my case, it does the opposite. Every Rubik’s Cube, that is, except for this one.

That’s because this isn’t really a real Rubik’s Cube at all. It’s just a stress ball cube that was made to look like one, though. And with this particular Rubik’s Cube, I can finally get some stress relief because no brain power has to go into trying to “figure out” this cube, that’s for sure.

The Retro Rubik’s Cube Stress Ball is available from I Want One Of Those (I love what the people behind the store call their shop) for £4.99 (~$8 USD).

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The Slurm Energy Drink was first featured in the 1999 Futurama episode Fry and the Slurm Factory. It was the 13th episode of the first season, and if you don’t remember what Slurm actually is, check out this link for further info. Needless to say that Slurm’s only redeeming quality was that it was highly addictive.

Slurm energy drink actually came out back in 2008, but is now considered a “collectors item” so it’s selling for the ridiculous price of $29.95 over on Amazon. Ride the wave on Wormulon with Slurms McKenzie!

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The grilled sausage scented iPhone soap was made by Boston area soap enthusiast Twoeggplants. The overall weight of the soap is around 3.75 ounces, in case you care how much your soap weighs.

Thankfully, it’s not only available in the grilled sausage scent. You can order a bunch of different aromas, because I don’t know who in their right mind would use a soap to smell like a fast food joint. But hey, if that’s what you’re looking for, then go right ahead! While this particular bar has already sold, Twoeggplants has got some nice Game Boy soaps as well. However, those smell like peanut butter and jelly, so they’re not exactly a good substitute for smoked sausage..

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While a tweeting mug could be kind of cool, it would be pretty useless unless you’d be able to input some swanky 140-character tweets. Maybe something like “This coffee is too hot. I’ll wait to drink it.” or “Needs more sugar.” To make your own Twitter Mug, just head on over to CrowdedInk, input your Twitter username and pony up your $15 bucks.

For an office warrior, it’s kind of cool to have such a one-of-a-kind mug. You’ll be sure that no one can get away with stealing yours from the office, because no one has the exact same mug.

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Brando, kings of the odd gadgets and weird flash drives, recently listed this syringe-shaped drive at a price of $29.00 for 8GB. It’s nice to see that flash drives are becoming both so cheap and so ubiquitous that they’re getting more and more ridiculous every day. In fact, this one is pretty name in the hands of anyone who is not a recovering addict.

Syringes not your thing, but you need storage? It’s likely you can find something to tickle your fancy at Brando, though I bet the syringe makes for a great conversation starter, especially if you’re sharing data with others.

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You never know–those icy grins may be perfect for your next Halloween party, or any other time you want to break the ice with unusual cocktails.

Frozen Smiles are available at a number of novelty and gift specialists; a list of retailers is available on the Fred site, but there are no prices, alas.

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The Multi-Tector is the latest creation from the novelty house of Stupidiotic. Simply flip the handheld detector to the appropriate setting, aim it at your friends, and it’ll pick out your selected target with ease.

Actually, the gadget is a practical joke, which lets YOU decide who it singles out. There’s an inconspicuous button that lets you make the alarm light and sound go off on the mark of your choice. There’s also slightly edgier “adult” version if you don’t already swear enough times during the day.

Simple, yet effective, the Multi-Tector is available from Stupidiotic for just $8 bucks.