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Sexy Star Wars Pics: R2, I Can C Your 3PO Showing

Range — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 11:58:21 +0000

I came across these interesting photos by Homer Liwag, who mixes Star Wars and NSFW-ness. Check out on what exactly these droids are rolling on! I love how you have to stare at the photos a few times before you are sure that you’re looking at droids rolling on naked bodies.

To be fair, you don’t really see anything that’s too NSFW. The photos just imply that these toys are ambling across naked bodies.On closer inspection, there’s a woman and a man involved – standing in for the rolling sands of Tatooine. All of the photos were tastefully done, obscuring any truly explicit details.

Apart from taking cool Star Wars photos, Homer Liwag works with David Copperfield. Now that’s magic!

[via Olybop]

Nintendo 3DS AR Cards Let You Play With Your Friend’s Junk (NSFW)

Lambert Varias — Thu, 03 Mar 2011 13:21:41 +0000

…or anywhere else for that matter, but then it wouldn’t be as fun would it? Here’s a quick primer for those not familiar with the 3DS: to showcase the capabilities of the new handheld, the Nintendo 3DS has a variety of mini-games that are played using 6 augmented reality (AR) cards that are bundled with the device. When viewed through the 3DS, virtual objects seem to pop out of the cards and into the real world. That should explain most of what’s in this picture:

Watch the hilarity unfold (WARNING: there’s no nudity, but the captions are definitely not for kids):

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Not exactly Nintendo’s idea of social gaming, but it is quite a convincing promotion for the 3DS’ capabilities.

[via Reddit]

Big Rigs Over the Road: Best Review of the Worst Game Ever

Technabob — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 23:29:59 +0000

Anyone who’s ever heard of the PC game Big Rigs Over the Road is aware that is widely held that it’s the worst video game ever made. Yes – it’s worse than Kool-Aid Man and Barbie Horse Adventure combined with E.T. If you don’t believe me, here’s a screenshot you can etch into your retinas:

Wow. A game with worse graphics than Minecraft, now that’s something. Now I’ll tell you that the video review by a guy named “Critical” below is loaded with expletives, so you won’t want to play it at work. That said, it’s the holidays, so what are you doing at work anyhow? And if you are at work, the boss surely has the week off and is playing golf in the Carribean – so crank up the volume and let the rest of the miserable bastards stuck in the office hear it:

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Well you heard it here first. For the first time ever, Big Rigs has some true entertainment value. Thanks, Critical.

Geek Tattoo: the Cyborg Underneath [NSFW]

Range — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 19:51:37 +0000

(Warning, don’t scroll down if you’re offended by side-boob.)

This has to be one of the more unusual tattoos I’ve seen in a while. Is this girl really a steampunk cyborg, or does she just have a really good tattoo artist?

I can’t imagine how painful it was to have all those mechanical components installed – or to have a tattoo that large drawn on her body.

[via Digitalyn]

Gary Oak is Officially More Badass Than Ash [NSFW]

Lambert Varias — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 12:49:34 +0000

…but he’s a lot more offensive as well. freestuff9er and his friends borrow The Lonely Island’s beats and flow on I’m On A Boat and makes everything crystal clear to Pokémon fans: You can’t beat Gary Oak, because he’s Gary Oak.

Listen to Dr. Oak’s ill descendant before Nintendo has the video taken down. NSFW, and definitely not for kids:

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Dayum.

[via the bbps]

Asspeaker Says What? [NSFW]

Technabob — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 13:49:37 +0000

Warning. You are about to see what could easily be the most insane design for a speaker ever created. Just don’t let your boss look over your shoulder or they might think you’re surfing for porn.

The Asspeaker is a 2.1 speaker system shaped like… your butt. Well maybe not your butt, but somebody’s butt. The speaker features a subwoofer with what could only be described as a “strategically-placed” tuned bass port (between the cheeks). And if one butt isn’t enough for you, the two wireless satellites can be stored together to form a smaller pair of buttocks.

To turn on the Asspeaker, you tap the right cheek, and to adjust the volume, you rub the left one. Did I happen to mention that everything is wrong about this concept?

The asspeaker is the brainchild of designers Javad Yazdani, Mohsen Tafazzoly, and Younes Daneshvar. While the design is still just a concept, Javad, Mohsen and Younes should get their asses on a plane to Vegas next week where both the Consumer Electronics Show and a porn convention are going on at the same time.

Surely, somebody has got to give them a business deal there.

[via Behance]

R2-D2′S Bleeps and Beeps Decoded. It’S Not for Kids. It’S Funny as Hell.

Lambert Varias — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 12:40:45 +0000

Star Wars geeks claim that R2-D2 was inspired by a character in a Kurosawa film plus the robots in Silent Running plus an overheard request from a sound editor. Riiiight. Here’s the real score: In 1975 George Lucas invented a Time Machine and fast forwarded himself to 1999. Then he saw an episode of Family Guy. Then he saw Stewie. Then he went back home and watched a bit of Monty Python. Then he created R2-D2. The end. You guys want proof?

Dr. Mortal Wombat, PhD in robot linguistics, has released clips of Star Wars with all of R2-D2′s digital utterances decoded for us lay people. May I just reiterate that these clips are for adults only. I guess Star Wars fans won’t have trouble meeting that requirement.

Here’s Episode I:

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Still not convinced?

Here’s Episode II:

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[via Neatorama]