The 4-foot Darth Vader Lightsaber Umbrella has an aluminum shaft that’s been anodized into an iridescent red color, which continues the illusion of this being a Sith lightsaber. While some other umbrellas actually glow, I get the feeling that this one was made to be durable more than anything else. If you relate more to Anakin or Obi-Wan, they’ve got their own umbrellas too.

Each of the three lightsaber umbrellas is selling for £39.99 (~$63 USD) at Firebox and comes with a carrying sheath. I’m assuming that Luke isn’t represented because it doesn’t rain much on Tatooine.

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Whether you’re Jedi or Sith, there’s a ball for you. While I think it would be fun to show up to league with Darth Vader bowling bag, you might prefer the grimacing visage of Jedi Master Yoda.

Or maybe you can’t decide which side you’re on, and would rather go for the showdown between Anakin and Obi-Wan.

Brunswick makes these officially licensed Star Wars bowling balls under their Viz-a-Ball brand, which features limited edition graphics ranging from Scooby Doo to the Three Stooges to the Clone Troopers heading off into battle.

There are also balls featuring C-3PO, Darth Maul, Boba Fett, Leia and Amadala among others. Han Solo and Chewie fans are out of luck, though. Personally, I wish they did one where the whole ball was painted like the Death Star.

You can find the whole Viz-a-Ball series bowling balls (including the Star Wars ones) over on Amazon for $90 to $120 each.

Of course, if you were a REAL Jedi, you’d just use your Force Push to knock all the pins down with a wave of your hand.

Each lightsaber features a variety of cool effects, including:
• glowing blades with sliding power-up/down effect
• sound effects digitally recorded from the movie
• motion sensor controlled sound effects, Power-up, idle hum, clash, and power-down
• a heavy-duty metal hilt to looks and feels like a “real” lightsaber

The come in 5 varieties, including: Darth Maul – DUAL Red Blade – $199.99 USD; Darth Vader – Red Blade – $99.99 USD; Anakin Skywalker – Blue Blade – $99.99 USD; Mace Windu – Purple Blade – $119.99 USD; and Obi Wan – Blue Blade – $119.99 USD. Each model runs on AA batteries, and comes with a nice decorative stand for when you’re not kicking Jedi (or Sith) ass.

If only the “Star Wars Kid” had one of these instead of a golf ball retriever, maybe he wouldn’t have looked like such an idiot. (Oh, who am I kidding, he’d still look like an idiot.)