pants on Technabob...

Hi, I’m Commander Lambert Shepard and this is a sweet pair of metallic spandex leggings, enhanced with the N7 armor color scheme by Etsy seller/superhero costume maker/Citadel shopkeeper Alexandra Threw (aka Peachykiki.)  They won’t protect you from Reaper attacks, but it will grant you an army of oglers.…

Harem pants are one fashion trend that I don’t see myself following anytime soon. They’re tricky, that much I can say: they look fantastic on the right people, but you might as well be wearing pajamas if you can’t pull it off.…

There are many reasons why people don’t wash their jeans on a daily basis. For one, it’s wasteful, because you can get a lot of wears out of them before they start to smell. (In fact, up to three months without washing is still okay.) Aside from that, too much washes…

Well, now you can show everyone who thought that the iPad 2 wasn’t pocketable that yes, it can fit in your pants. However it does look quite uncomfortable though. Would you like to carry your iPad 2 around this way?…

I was considering filing this under ‘Cute or Stupid?’, but my common sense prevailed. Designed (?) by Erik De Nijs, this pair of pants called “Beauty and the Geek” has no ounce of cuteness or any redeeming factor whatsoever.

I don’t know about you, but I certainly am not cool…

Those iconic Space Invaders seem to be turning up everywhere these days. When I say everywhere, I mean everywhere — even in your underwear….

Yep, Ted Baker is making these invader-inspired drawers, perfect for keeping your junk in check.

They’re available from Asos.com for £18 (about $35 USD –