The cool thing about the Female Form 6-string acoustic guitar is that it’s a little bit of both. It’s a quirkily-designed guitar, and while it’s not exactly a girl, it’s shaped like the torso of a female. (Read: it has all the right curves.)

The guitar is made-to-order only and is available from Celentano Woodworks on Etsy for $2,700 (USD). It’s not cheap, but it’s definitely unique.

It was made by Artyfakes Action-Props, who make custom foam and latex weaponry for LARPing, theater, film and more. Looks damn good if you ask me. Oh, the armor? Yeah, it looks amazing. The detail is dead on.

The problem is that this armor isn’t going to do her any good in combat. There’s just not enough of it. Good for us guys to ogle over, but very bad for her should some bandits cross her path.

Wanna see more of the girl they’re calling “Skyrim Barbie?” Hit this link – just be sure to stop watching before the 38 second mark.

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The OriHime ‘bot is actually supposed to be an emotive avatar for video chats, but can strike some sexy robo-poses controlled by the party on the other end of the line. I suppose that’s cool, but somewhat freaky, if you find it attractive this way. It’s really designed to act as a remote “friend” for lonely people, like children in hospitals, and not robo-perverts though.

Do you think that robots will take over for runway models? Well, not anytime soon as we all know that simply walking on two feet is still a real challenge for most robots.

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Judging by these pinups from photographer Joseph DeMarco, if I join the Empire, I can expect to see sexy TIE Fighter pilots and cute officers in skirts. On the other hand if i choose the Rebel Alliance, it looks like all X-Wing pilots are pretty hot as well as their droids.

Sexy as these women are, it’s a good thing we don’t live in that world because it would have been a real disappointment after signing up to either side. I mean they promise you sexy Imperial officers and you get Grand Moff Tarkin. Then you’re stuck serving your time.

Like what you see? You can grab a 2012 Star Wars Pinup Calendar over on Etsy for $25 (USD).

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After watching this video I can only say that my jaw is still on the floor and that I would love, LOVE it if she and I could play video games together. She certainly knows how to work a joystick. And a Nintendo Power Glove. And old Atari paddles. And…

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You aren’t even reading this anymore are you? You are watching the video which shows off classics like Super Mario Bros. and Duck Hunt and many others. There’s even a Gamecube controller rumbling along her backside. Can’t say I blame it.

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Shhhcouture’s latex rubber Mario costume isn’t really for the kids though, and more the stuff that someone with a really kinky videogame fetish would want his or her girlfriend to wear.

If you’re that guy or gal, you can buy the Super Mario latex rubber costume from shhhcouture over on Etsy for $465 (USD). Glittery mario hat sold separately.

This sexy creation comes from Philadelphia costume designer Mayfaire Moon. Good as it looks, this thing is not even finished yet. They plan to include lights and sounds and get this: Even a golden brown interior with brown hexagons just like the Tardis control room. Now do you see why this is the ultimate in geeky sexy-wear?

And it wouldn’t be right to make the “bigger on the inside” joke while a woman is wearing this. She might think you are referring to her weight. This thing is awesome because I like my women like I like my Tardis control room: Pretty bare with lots of controls to fiddle with.

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Etsy seller ArtificeClothing offers up all kinds of sexy clothing, but it is the TRON inspired pieces like the one shown above that catch your eye. This sexy geek-wear glows when it gets about 10 minutes of bright light exposure. They recommend charging them for an hour under bright light and they are then good for about 12 hours.

This item is listed for $105.00 CAD ($109.73 USD), but don’t expect to get the whole get-up for that price. That money just buys you the underbust corset. You’ll have to complete this outfit by buying all of the pieces.

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To be fair, you don’t really see anything that’s too NSFW. The photos just imply that these toys are ambling across naked bodies.On closer inspection, there’s a woman and a man involved – standing in for the rolling sands of Tatooine. All of the photos were tastefully done, obscuring any truly explicit details.

Apart from taking cool Star Wars photos, Homer Liwag works with David Copperfield. Now that’s magic!

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I don’t find much sexy about it at all. Then again, ever since Herbie Hancock’s “Rockit” video and J.F. Sebastian’s apartment in Blade Runner, all mannequins sort of creep me out. The movie Mannequin didn’t exactly help either.

Removing its underthings reveals an AMD Athlon64 X2 4000 + Dual Core CPU, 300 GB hard drive, 2 GB DDR2 memory, and external DVD burner. Oh, and light-up white LED eyeballs which display hard drive activity.

No, that’s not creepy at all. It’s sexy, right?

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The Ferrari helmet is designed for motorcyclists and it comes in black or silver colors. The silver is pictured here with beige leather and it looks really cool. The front section with the shield is a little dorky though. Still, the helmet is $356.31 and it’s honestly not clear if that is USD or in other currency. The helmet is noted to not be homologated for the U.S., Canada, or Mexico.

I would assume that to mean it doesn’t meet U.S. safety specs. That is odd considering Ferrari is a brand that puts thought into safety and the U.S.is one of its largest markets. The outside is some sort of thermoplastic polymer and the inside is a DuPont fabric that is antistatic and anti-allergic. The helmet meets ECE 22.05 standards.

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Yayzus Graphics created these warped versions of  Darth Vader, Boba Fett, Darth Maul, Greedo and even Admiral Ackbar with curvaceous bodies, donning skimpy outfits and splayed out in sexually suggestive poses.

I can’t decide which one is the most disturbing to me. At first, I thought Ackbar. But I’m having a hard time getting the image of Greedo and his little friend out of my eyeballs, no matter how many times I flush them with clean, distilled water.

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The pictorial features models Irina Voronina and Sasckya Porto posing in not much more than their birthday suits, painted with glowing with the ethereal cybernetic blue and orange hues of the world of TRON. If you look closely, you’ll notice that they’re riding those awesome real-world lightcycles from Parker Brothers too.

We’re only comfortable showing a little bit of what’s revealed in the pictorial here, but if you head on over to Playboy’s TRON tribute gallery, you can find plenty more glowing boobies and buns to whet your whistle.

They’ve also got a fully nekkid version behind the pay wall if your hormones are raging and you just can’t take it anymore.

We’re not sure if George Lucas himself has sanctioned these designs, so you’d better order one quick if you want your girlfriend to wear one for you next Summer when she can actually wear it without freezing her ass off. Of course you’re double-lucky if you live in Australia, since it’s Summer there and the guys who make this thing are located there, so you’ll save on shipping.

The Threepio Lycra swimsuit offers UPF 50+ sun protection, which sounds reasonable enough to me, but I’m not sure if it would protect you from Tatooine’s twin suns. But if you live here on Earth, it should be plenty. You can order the Threepio swimsuit over at BlackMilk for $85 (USD).

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Designed by Erik Lanuza, the Taurus is supposed to be the Segway of the future, replacing cars and motorcycles as transportation in the inner city. One thing is for sure: from the looks of the photo above, the future will be sexy.

Honestly, it makes me think more of some kind of kinky sex-horse than anything else. What do you think?

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What could be more awesome? Optimus Prime and Leader One doing a dance-off?

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What was seen, cannot be unseen. Now we’ll all feel dirty when we plug in our gadgets. Hell, “plug in” seems like a dirty phrase to me now.

I wonder if they like it when we stick a bunch of them into a power strip… aaaaaarrrg!!! Enough! Go buy this shirt at Go Ape Shirts for $18 (USD) until all of them are sold out! All of them!

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Your partner may not want to wear it once she or he (yes, there’s a version for men) finds out that the shirt is called “b!tch c(.)ntr(.)L”. Russian shop MaryJane is selling the shirt for 1290 rubles (approx. $42 USD) for both the men’s and women’s versions.

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It’s supposed to be energy efficient but I don’t see how or what makes it so, but who cares?

The A Posture a weirdly-named stapler shaped like a high-heeled shoe. It sounds like something you’d find over at Deal Extreme but this one is surprisingly nice to look at. It’s cheap too – Urban Prefer is selling it for NT$ 280 (approx. $8 USD).

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Pretty pretty lights and shiny things. Insert frowny face of shame here.

The Energy Aware Clock concept comes from Sweden, and is pretty self-explanatory. The house-shaped device maps out energy consumption based on time, and displays a circular, 24 hour visualization of when power is being drawn the most and the least throughout the day.

So slaves to sexy design aesthetics (like me) and people genuinely interested in when their geeky goings ons deliver the biggest blow to the power grid both get something out of the Energy Aware Clock. Well, they would if it weren’t for the whole “not yet available in retail” thing.

Currently, the clock is being shown off at various design shows, like the Design September 2009 show in Brussels, Belgium. But if the Geeky Gods of Gadgets and Gizmos have any love for me, the Energy Aware Clock will garner enough attention and praise to become a retail product sometime in 2010.

[via Geek.com]