The grannies can be individually controlled and are powered by AA batteries. The elliptical racetrack ensures that the race will go on even if the grannies forget where they’re going. Or what they’re supposed to be doing in the first place.  Stop it. Respect and revere. Of course if you have racing grannies, then speeding granddads can’t be far behind. Actually they might even overtake the grannies because they’re on mini scooters. Bitchin’.

Whereas other cars are equipped with nitrous oxide for speed boosts, the mini scooters are fitted with oxygen tanks. For life boosts.

Designed by famous German model maker Faller, this case is filled with a tiny little slot car track, complete with 1/87th scale racers and two remotes for controlling your cars. The track is approximately 2 meters long, and comes appointed with details such as trees, grass and billboards. Completely portable, the track runs for up to 5 hours on a single 9V battery.

If you want one of these sweet gadgets, you’ll have to move quick. The case is being sold in a limited edition of only 1000 pieces, and sells for