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Boba Fett Helmet Pipe: The Empire Strikes Back, Then Has the Munchies

Technabob — Sun, 06 Mar 2011 04:27:10 +0000

Ok, this could to be the strangest Star Wars item I’ve ever come across. It’s a glass pipe in the shape of Boba Fett’s helmet.

I guess when Boba Fett needs a break from a hard day’s bounty hunting, he straps this thing on, and mellows out. Yep, apparently the mouthpiece is inside of the glass helmet, so you smoke it while you wear it.

Do you think Darth Vader would have hired Fett to find the Millennium Falcon if he knew he was a stoner? Guess the Empire might want to think about starting to administer random drug tests.

[via Obvious Winner via Geekologie]

4:20 Clock Perfect for Stoners

Technabob — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 23:28:00 +0000

This digital clock is designed for, um, those who enjoy the occasional dube. Why, you ask? Well, this very special clock is permanently stuck at 4:20. And for those of you who know about these sort of things, you know that 4:20 is a very special time of day.

According to the guys at SparkBotttle, The Tock (or is that “toke”?) clock always tells the “correct” time. Of course you’ll never know what time it really is with the Tock clock, but if you get stoned enough to buy this thing, you probably don’t care anyhow.

There’s also a handy bonus feature for all you potheads out there – flip the switch on back and the whole thing lights up with a bunch of colorful flashing lights to keep you mesmerized while you wait for the pizza delivery guy to show up. Whoa.

If you manage to remember what I was just talking about, you can get the 4:20 clock over at Etsy for $119.50 (USD).

Pac-Man Pipes to be Used for “Legal Purposes Only”

Technabob — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 03:29:06 +0000

The guys selling these Pac-Man glass pipes have them listed as a “flo new art glass borosilicate pyrex glass PAC-MAN scene landscape video game 420 high score spoon pipe heady 420″, which certainly could be used for legitimate purposes – like for smoking small pieces of meat. But no matter what you decide to use it for, you should definitely stop if you start to see blue ghosts floating around the room.

The “high” score of 420 on this handmade glass vessel is an especially nice touch. For those of you not in the know, 4:20 is the time of day when I usually like to take a nap. And if that isn’t enough, there’s also a glow-in-the-dark version too. Whoa. Like, whoooaaaaa.

Keep in mind that in purchasing these pipes you agree to “use the products… for legal purposes only.” So be sure to invite a lawyer or two over to your next shindig.

You can find these over at Novaflo’s Etsy shop. And stay tuned for upcoming Donkey Kong, Frogger and Tron versions. All I can say is that the Donkey Kong version better have this image on it.

Donkey Kong T-Shirt Perfect for Gamers and Stoners

Technabob — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 11:45:42 +0000

When Donkey Kong first asked the pixelated question “HOW HIGH CAN YOU GET?” it wasn’t rhetorical. In fact, the highest you could possibly go was 100-meters as Jumpman (aka Mario) climbed his way to the top of candy-colored girders to rescue the damsel in distress from the grip of the game’s eponymous ape.

On the other hand, this t-shirt from Germany’s LowRez asks the question in such a way that’s just as likely to get a laugh from your stoner buddies as it is to be appreciated by gamer geeks. As a matter of fact, this t-shirt is the perfect bit of apparel for that rare breed, the pothead retro gamer. It’s just the type of shirt that somebody might wear when he gets pulled over on an Cops with a doobie behind his ear.

In addition to t-shirts, the How High Can You Get design is available on a variety of clothing items, including tank tops and hoodies over at LowRez online shop.