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Brief Jerky, the Perfect Valentines Day Gift from a Jerk
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You have many options when it comes to finding that perfect Valentines Day gift for him or her. You could go the traditional route with flowers and chocolates, maybe get them that special gadget, or even make something. I don’t recommend you make this tasty treat. I’m pretty sure it… |
February 8th, 2012
Transformers v. Transformers: Hasbro Sues Asus Over Transformer Prime Name
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Hasbro owns the Transformers brand, and they are now suing Asus over the name of its latest tablet, the Transformer Prime, which clearly has nothing to do with the franchise. Crappy movies are okay, just don’t use two words in the English dictionary that we have previously used, because we … |
December 24th, 2011
iPhone 4 Flip Flop Case: The World’s Most Expensive (and Dangerous) Kids’ Shoe
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So I’m really not sure why you’d ever want to buy an iPhone case that looks like a flip-flop sandal, but that didn’t stop somebody in China from making them anyhow. It’s not like you’d ever want to wear your iPhone on your feet, would you?… |
November 29th, 2011
Black Friday Madness: Woman Pepper Sprays Shoppers to Grab an Xbox 360. Really?
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Things can get crazy when you’re shopping for stuff on Black Friday. Sites crash, people wrestle each other for spots at the register, and some even think that it’s okay to pepper spray other shoppers to get ahead of the queue. Yes, you read that right: pepper spray.… |
November 26th, 2011
PETA Not Happy with Mario’s Tanooki Skin, Nintendo Responds Intelligently
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Not sure how I missed this, but apparently PETA has a problem with Nintendo’s Super Mario 3D Land… launch. The organization has taken aim at Mario himself, making it look like he has to kill a raccoon to wear that Tanooki suit from the game, and somehow that Nintendo is |
November 15th, 2011
Black Wii Holiday Bundle Can’t Play Gamecube Games: Should’ve Been Launched Back in April 1
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Attention parents who always buy the wrong thing: Nintendo will release a Holiday Wii bundle this October 23. I suggest that you don’t buy it. Even if the console and its controllers are in sleek black. Even it if it includes the New Super Mario Bros.… game and a CD |
October 16th, 2011
iLuv’s WorkStations Turn Your Tablet into a Desktop PC: Say What?
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I get that you might need a keyboard to get things done with your tablet. It’s even better when that same Bluetooth keyboard doubles as a case and a stand, but iLuv’s new WorkStation series is a bit much for my taste.… |
September 28th, 2011
Blu-ray Return of the Jedi Changed to Make Vader Scream “Nooooooo!”
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I don’t know what to make of George Lucas. He pisses me off with the changes to Star Wars he keeps making with each release. The Blu-ray version of the flicks are coming out on September 16 and I know I will buy them changes or not. Lucas had promised… |
September 2nd, 2011
Elite750 Email Club Will Make You Poorer But Its Makers Richer
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My dad recently signed up for a country club membership which cost him a whole lot of money and a whole lot of time. I don’t really get the point of club memberships because for one, we don’t really use the facilities much, and two, the food there isn’t so… |
July 27th, 2011
Sex Offender Busted Using Apple Store Mac to Check Facebook
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I can just hear the gears in sex offender Robert Nicholas McGuire’s perverted mind turning. I bet this guy thought that if he used the computers in the Apple Store in downtown San Luis Obispo that authorities would never know he was violating his parole. Apparently, the convicted sex offender… |
May 30th, 2011
