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Glow-in-the-Dark Skyrim Sneak T-shirt, Did You Hear Something?

Conner Flynn — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 21:00:13 +0000

Skyrim does nearly everything right. Well, aside from its many glitches. One of the things that they really nailed is the sneak feature. It’s very easy to figure out if you have been seen sneaking around. The eye will let you know. Did you hear something? Must have been my imagination.

Now, the open and closed eyeball is on a shirt that glows in the dark from behind. This means that you can be seen from the front, but from behind you are completely invisible.

It’s made of 100% cotton, so it sucks armor-wise. It’s a great shirt to put on when you are lounging around your Breezehome though. Get one now and you don’t have to be sneaky about it. These cool shirts are available from Splitreason for $18.95 (USD).

[via Neatorama via Geekosystem]

8-Bit Abe & George: Play Your Favorite for President’s Day

Range — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 15:00:20 +0000

President’s Day is upon us, and what better way to celebrate the USA’s forefathers than by getting yourself some appropriate retro 8-bit t-shirts, featuring Abe Lincoln and George Washington looking like characters from you favorite Super Mario game!

The t-shirt is part of a limited run over at the Chop Shop Store, and they’ve called it President’s Play, a good play on the words of the upcoming holiday. Which world will you choose to play? The Revolution or Gettysburg? By getting this shirt, you can play both.

You can get yours from the Chop Shop Store for $23. For an extra $3, you can even get it printed on an nicer American Apparel shirt.

It’s definitely a fun and geeky way to celebrate President’s Day. Not that there’s much chance you’ll actually be wearing it by Monday – oh, well.

[via designyoutrust]

Star Wars Meets Skyrim: Takes a Lightsaber in the Knee

Technabob — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 18:00:04 +0000

Geeks and geekettes, get ready for what could be the perfect combination of Star Wars, Skyrim and Internet meme, all wrapped up into a tidy bow. Or rather, a tidy grey t-shirt.

Mashing up the whole Skyrim “arrow in the knee” bit with the Light Side of the force, this t-shirt from Splitreason is about as good as it gets. Grab it now, before it sells out – or Lucas or Bethesda send in their lawyers – whichever comes first. Sells for $19.95 (USD) here.

Code of Arms T-Shirt Reminds You of the Three “R’s” of Windows Maintenance

Technabob — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 22:00:14 +0000

Let’s face it. If you’ve got a Windows PC, you’ve probably had it crash at least a few times, and most of us have seen the dreaded Blue Screen of Death more times than we care to. After a few crashes, sometimes the best option is to just wipe your hard drive and reinstall a fresh copy of the OS. It just seems to get gunked up over time no matter what you try. If you forget to keep your PC clean, here’s a friendly reminder, in t-shirt form.

Designer Ian Leino’s Code of Arms t-shirt provides a not-so-gentle reminder of the three “R’s” of PC maintenance: “Refresh,” “Reboot,” “Reinstall” set into an awesome coat of arms, complete with monkeys, caffeine and assorted junk food. (Gotta love the “Mountain Dude” and “Free Toes”.)

The only change I would make would be to add a fourth “R” – “Reformat,” but that’s just me. I prefer a clean hard drive before reinstalling an operating system. Computer geeks with a keen sense of style can head on over to shirt.woot and grab the Code of Arms t-shirt for 15 bucks.

Millenium Enterprise: The Ship That Made The Kessel Run at Warp 10

Technabob — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 04:17:12 +0000

The title pretty much says it all. What’s not to like about this Millennium Falcon slash Starship Enterprise mashup tee by Flowbee666? Absolutely nothing, I say.

Are you ready to replace your redshirt with one of these, you scruffy looking nerf herder? Then vote for it over at Threadless, and you’ll be warping through hyperspace a long, long time ago on a five-year mission soon.

Wizard Infinite Nachos T-Shirt: Roll for Salsa

Lambert Varias — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 16:00:56 +0000

This wicked mage picked up his skills by reading both spellbooks and cookbooks. His spell sure comes in handy when you’re needing food badly. I wonder what school of arcane magic teaches this spell. Conjuration? Evocation? Transmutation?

Prepare $25 (USD) (about 5 cp) and direct your browser familiar to merchant Mighty Fine’s online shop to procure this uncommon cloth armor.

[via Shirtoid]

The Essentials T-Shirt: This is How We Rolled

Lambert Varias — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 15:31:56 +0000

Before these fancy electronic games, there was a time when gameplay was decided not by a team of programmers, but by one ruthless DM. When “massively multiplayer” meant having 8 players in your party at once. When one’s fate was decided not by the number crunching of sterile software, but by hard dice, shaken in the hero’s own trembling hands. When the best graphics engine was one’s imagination. Which meant my graphics absolutely sucked.

You, player of roles, honor the old ways. Sell your loot and complete your quests until you have gathered $23 (USD). Then journey to the merchant SEIBEI to purchase this commemorative armor. Crafted in the image of the fabled Beatles homage by Experimental Jetset.

Ghost Eater 1 T-Shirt: Pac-Man Goes Steampunk

Technabob — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 22:26:16 +0000

From the looks of this retro-mechanical machine, it looks like Pac-Man was in existence long before the 1980s. The Ghost Eater 1 is powered by gears, steam, cherries and power pellets, and is the perfect t-shirt for retro gaming fans.

You’ll notice that Pac-Man is leaking some oil and clearly requires constant maintenance, but would you expect anything else from such an old and complex mechanical contraption? The t-shirt was designed by Forent Bocognani, and is available over at Threadless for $20 (USD) in either a mustard color for guys, or a more pleasing light yellow for girls.

I was going back over some old posts, and believe that if you squint real hard at the old Pac-Gentleman game, that’s Ghost Eater 1 there.

Missing Link T-shirt: Does This Mean We Devolved?

Lambert Varias — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 14:35:17 +0000

T-shirt maker/closet archeologist/pun master Jonah Block has a mind-blowing revelation about the evolution of man. Humans are descended from Hylians. Which means Hylians also came from monkeys. So Donkey Kong came first, then Link, then Mario.

The question is, who was Link’s mate? Zelda? Malon? Navi? You can order the Missing Link t-shirt from Redbubble for about $24 (USD).

[via Shirtoid]

The Happiest Place in Middle Earth

Lambert Varias — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 14:43:47 +0000

Come to the magical world of Mordor! Marvel at the surrounding mountains – Ered Lithui in the north, Ephel Dúath in the west, and that other one in the south. Stare in awe at the colossal Black Gate, and then wail in despair as it shuts, locking you in forever.

Tour the surrounding structures – the Dark Tower, Mount Doom and more. Take them to heart, because you’ll probably be working – or slaughtered, or eaten, or whatever horrible thing evil beings do to foolish tourists – in one of them soon.

The Happiest Place in Middle Earth t-shirt was designed by Famousafterdeth and you can order it from Red Bubble for about $25 (USD). Frodo, Sam and Pippin each had one. Merry was left with the kitschy “Someone I love went to Mordor and all I got was this lousy robe.”

[via Shirtoid]

Hello Kitty Boba Fett: The Cutest Bounty Hunter in the Universe

Range — Mon, 18 Jul 2011 14:20:02 +0000

You can’t really say that combining the most dangerous bounty hunter in the galaxy with Hello Kitty makes sense, but I have to say that the resulting t-shirt looks pretty good. Who would have thought that Boba Fett could end up looking cute?

This Hello Kitty Boba Fett t-shirt is perfect for the geekette with style, trying to showcase some humor with her love for cuteness and Star Wars. You can still be girly, but not afraid of using the Dark Side of the Force when needed. And if Boba Fett isn’t your cup of tea, then there’s always Hello Stormtrooper!

These t-shirts are available at Sandbox Clothing’s Etsy store for $20. You’ll find a few other Star Wars-inspired garb there, like this R2-D2 onesie for your tot.

[Etsy via GeekAlerts]

The Cheese is a Liederkranz

Technabob — Sun, 26 Jun 2011 18:06:16 +0000

Portal fans, here’s another clever t-shirt to add to your growing collection. It features a tiny mouse (Chell, is that you?) with an even tinier Handheld Portal Device, making it’s little mouse hole with it. Here, I’ll start off with the back of the shirt so as not to ruin the surprise:

On the front of Bassanimation’s The Cheese is a Liederkranz shirt is the big pay-off, a tiny block of cheese in the shape of a companion cube. Yeah, I know that it’s not a cake, but it’s still funny. As a matter of fact, it looks more like cheddar than Liederkranz to me, but I guess that’s all part of GLaDOS’ deception.

So blast a portal on through to shirt.woot! and take 15 bucks with you if you want one of these t-shirts for yourself.

May the Triforce Be with You T-shirt Links Zelda to Star Wars

Lambert Varias — Sun, 05 Jun 2011 12:10:59 +0000

A long time ago – the late 80s – in a land far, far away – Hyrule – there began an interactive tale about power, wisdom and courage, embodied by an artifact called the Triforce. It was split into many fragments that the hero had to collect to save the land and the princess. I think the line on this T-shirt is a polite way of saying what Link must have prayed for before entering the next dungeon: “May the whole freaking artifact be with you, instead of just one measly fragment.”

Search grasses, pots and chests until you have $17 (USD) and then journey to Much Needed Merch to grab the whole T-shirt. Not just a fragment.

[via Fashionably Geeky]

Flashing Star Trek T-Shirt: Where No Tee Has Gone Before

Range — Thu, 26 May 2011 11:55:31 +0000

Yes I know that we all love Star Trek, but do you love it enough to wear this flashing t-shirt? It definitely takes the geek factor to the next level and the Flashing Star-Trek T-Shirt comes in four different designs, perfect for all hardcore Trekkies.

Personally, I think this should be reserved for special occasions, because it could get distracting, but nonetheless, it’s got some appeal. The original t-shirt comes in a white or yellow flashing logo. Naturally, you can also get the Star Trek Enterprise and Star Trek Voyager images. In essence, they’re trying to cater to all Trek geeks.

These t-shirts can only be hand-washed and the flashing panels run off 4 AAA batteries hidden in a battery pack, which is apparently cleverly hidden in the lining of the shirt. They are available from Flashwear for $24.40 (£14.99).

[via Geek Alerts]

weLoaded T-Shirt: Wearable Weapons Cache

Lambert Varias — Thu, 26 May 2011 11:25:08 +0000

Weapons don’t make a hero – or a villain – but they sure do help. The weLoaded T-shirt by Chop Shop pays homage to 79 famous combative devices from various book, TV, movie and video game franchises. From the Holy Hand Grenade from Monty Python and the Holy Grail to the missile in Dr. Strangelove, to the Minecraft pickaxe, you’ll probably want two of this shirt – one to wear and one to ogle.

I love the attention to detail in the drawing, like the broken Narsil sword from Lord of the Rings, the District 9 rifle and that… that pixelated hammer. Is that from Donkey Kong or Ice Climbers? I wish I was geeky enough to be able to identify all of these items, but alas, I’m not. Here’s a numbered version of the drawing:

I wonder if Tenten can fit all those weapons in a single scroll. She probably can. You can buy the weLoaded T-Shirt at Supermarket for $25 (USD). I think I’ve found my new wallpaper.

[via likecool]

Tetris Skull & Cross-bones T-Shirt: Pirates of the Game Boyean

Range — Sun, 15 May 2011 13:09:14 +0000

Sure, skull and bones designs are a dime a dozen, but this t-shirt has something special going for it. If you look at the t-shirt from afar, you’ll notice something pixel-like about the design. Once you look closely, you’ll see the intricacy of the design, and realize that it’s made from Tetris blocks.

It sure brings back some memories. I played Tetris for the first time on the first Game Boy, the one with the green-tinged LCD display. I remember saying to myself, one more game, and hours could pass. Everything seemed simpler back then, especially when it came to gaming. It didn’t take long for greyscale gaming to be left in the dust.

This t-shirt is available from ThinkGeek for $17.99 to $19.99 (USD) depending on the size that you order. The black cotton t-shirt sure looks menacing, but I’d like too see them in a few different colors.

Portal Co-Op Science T-Shirt Warms the Heart, Boggles the Mind

Lambert Varias — Sun, 08 May 2011 13:00:37 +0000

I know I shouldn’t even bother, but I’ve been sitting here for a full minute trying to figure out how P-body got into that position and what it was that she was trying to accomplish in the first place. Whatever the answer is, all I know is that anyone – or anybot – who is willing to lift you up while you’re stepping on them is a true friend. Atlas ftw!

Here’s what the actual shirt looks like:

You can order Ctrl+Alt+Del’s Co-op Science T-shirt from Split Reason for $18 (USD). And don’t forget to buy one for your best bud too, you monster.

[via Shirtoid]

Anger Management

Technabob — Sat, 30 Apr 2011 01:42:33 +0000

Every time I think the Angry Birds have completely exhausted their 15 minutes of fame, something else comes along to give them a stay of execution from their inevitable extinction. So birdies, you get to live for another day in my mind, thanks to this…

Grab the Anger Management t-shirt over at Glennz Tees for 20 bucks. Your contribution can help save the lives of countless green piggies.

[via The High Definite]

Trek Wars T-Shirt May Fool You From Far, Far Away

Lambert Varias — Thu, 21 Apr 2011 11:55:15 +0000

I wonder who’ll get more put off by this shirt, a hardcore Trekkie or a devoted Star Wars fan. I actually searched online to see if there was a special term to call Star Wars fan and found this thread on the official SW forum, but none of the suggestions are worth using. I guess that’s a point for the Trekkies.

You can get this doubly blasphemous shirt from BustedTees for $20 (USD).

[via Laughing Squid]

Next Generation T-Shirt: All Buttons, No Buttonholes

Lambert Varias — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 12:34:20 +0000

Artist Olly Moss imagines a controller from an alternate universe, where gaming companies focused on hardcore gamers instead of the casual. “You are the controller”? Pffff. You’ll need a couple of friends to operate one of these Next Generation controllers. How’s that for social gaming.

Although if you think about it, the computer keyboard still has more keys than this abomination. You can get the Next Generation t-shirt at Funkrush for £20 (approx. $32 USD).

[via it8bit]