All you need is a pen knife and a little patience, and you can make your own Death Star melons. Personally, I’d fill mine with vodka.

Now who here among us wants to dress up as Darth Gallagher and smash ‘em with a giant mallet?

[via NOTCOT]

What better place to keep your happy Summer vacation memories than on this delicious looking watermelon USB flash drive? While it looks good enough to eat, biting into bright red flesh of this slice of fruit will result in nothing more than a couple of chipped teeth and a trip to the dentist.

On the plus side, you don’t have to spit out any seeds along with those teeth. The fruity drives store 8GB of your files and can be found over at Chinavasion for about $21 USD.