These fun new Luau Luey speakers from TikiToonz should do the trick just fine. Based on the classic Polynesian carvings, these outdoor speakers crank out 80 watts per channel and are made from durable weather-resistant enclosures. They’re perfect poolside or anywhere you want to set that retro Tiki bar look.

A pair of the speakers retails for $149.95 USD from the TikiToonz website. And no – it doesn’t matter how many Zombies or Mai Tais you serve me, I won’t wear that grass skirt and do the hula.

The hot tub and sauna maker recently showed off this amazing outdoor living space which could be the envy of the whole neighborhood. The highlight is a complete home theater system with a 63-inch LCD flat panel HDTV, surround sound, iPod docking station, Sirius satellite radio, and hookups for gaming consoles. Also on board for the party are a five-burner BBQ grill, a wet bar, weatherproof recliners with cup holders and two fire pits. On top of that, the theater system is built to marine grade specifications for protection from the elements. And while you’re at it, why not add on one of Cal Spas hot tubs to round out your backyard paradise?

Assuming you have the money to burn for this this over-the-top setup, you’re probably living in a nice enough neighborhood where you don’t need to worry about someone walking off with your DVD player.

[via CrunchGear]