The craftsmanship may not be top-notch, but they’re quite rare and funny. Of course, you have to be sure that your loved one gets the reference, otherwise you might be in for a long day. “What do you mean it took a little longer than you expected?! Did I give you a hard time?”

Fortunately, you don’t have to grind for days to earn enough gold gil money to afford these cards. PaperRockScisorz sells each card for just $3 (USD). Multiplayers can get the 5-pack for $10.

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Then again, the awesomely bad Engrish phrase has permeated geek culture for quite some time now, so if you’re not familiar with it by now, you’ve been living under a rock for the last 7 years. Now you can use the phrase to stake your claim on anything that’ll hold ink with this fun rubber stamp.

Designed with an appropriately retro bitmap typeface, the stamp was created by Etsy artist Terbearco, hidden between the artist’s stamps of bunny rabbits and birdies. (Also found in the artist’s collection, the F.U. stamp, perfect for making those cute animals profane).

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The AYB stamp measures about 3″ x .5″ and costs just $6.99. So if you’re ready to make your mark on every piece of paper in the office, you can grab one here.