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USB Eyeball Massager Seems Like a Really Bad Idea

by Paul Strauss
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Here’s another strange USB device from the Far East. Designed to massage your cares away, these USB-powered eyeball massagers look like they’ll easily poke an eye out if you’re not careful.

USB Eyeball Massager

Available in wholesale lots from Sundayo, I’m not sure how much they cost. But I’m gonna say that’s a good thing, since I’m guessing that your opthamologist would advise against buying one anyhow.

Phil Ken Sebben

I’m pretty sure that you’ll end up looking like Phil Ken Sebben if you do.

[via ThisNext via OhGizmo!]

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