Cool Gadgets, Gizmos, Games and Geek Stuff on Technabob
VISIT OUR OTHER SITES: THE AWESOMER | 95OCTANE

Like Us on Facebook

Technabob is reader-supported. When you buy through links on our site, we may earn an affiliate commission.
As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. Disclosure.

USB Terminator: Deterrence via Annoyance

 |  |  |  |  |  |  October 15, 2007


Plug this beefy-looking plastic thug into your USB port, and it’s supposed to scare those who approach it away from your computer.

USB Bouncer

While it’s called the USB Terminator, it looks more like the bouncer who’d tell you to hit the road because you can’t come into the trendy new nightclub dressed like Andy Sipowicz.

The gadget claims to ward off prying eyes by uttering phrases like “Your name’s not down, you’re not comin’ in”, “You’re cruisin’ for a bruisin”, and the oddly suggestive “Come over here if you think you’re hard enough.”

Frankly, I’m much more likely to take out a baseball bat and smash the crap out of this thing than be driven away by its supposed security capabilities. Regardless, if you’re up for really annoying your office mates, you can pick one up from Bim Bam Banana for $59. I just won’t be sitting next to you anymore.

[via 7x7Toys]



50 Great Nirvana Riffs

50 Great Nirvana Riffs

Denago Commute 1 E-Bike

Denago Commute 1 E-Bike

Nord Woodless Pencils

Nord Woodless Pencils

Concepts from Future Past: 1954 Ford FX Atmos

Concepts from Future Past: 1954 Ford FX Atmos

That Time Porsche Made a Cayenne Convertible Concept

That Time Porsche Made a Cayenne Convertible Concept

A Hilariously Honest Old Karmann Ghia Commercial

A Hilariously Honest Old Karmann Ghia Commercial

Advertisement