Normal candle: hey LED candle! I’m made of wax!
LED candle: so am I.
Normal candle: people can put me out just by blowing on my flame!
LED candle: same here.
Normal candle: …
LED candle: people can put me ON just by blowing on my flame.
Normal candle: WAT
LED candle: BURN!
LED candle: I also come in two shades.
LED candle: And I don’t set houses on fire.
Normal candle: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa- (sets itself on fire)
LED candle: Although I do need electricity…
[via ThinkGeek]
