From the land of the rising square watermelons comes another batch of freaky fruit. A Fuji apple orchard owner loved the big A so much that he decided to brand real apples with little iPod figures and Apple logos. Instead of, I don’t know, buying Apple products. To each his own.
How did he do it? Lasers. Okay no, but that works for pies. Apple fan-san simply placed iPod- and Apple logo-shaped stickers on the apples as the fruits were growing, and when they ripened, voila. He got sued. Don’t believe a word I say.
Seriously though, can he get sued for this?
Somebody make us some Windows Windows. No wait. Somebody make us a Linux Penguin. They need the publicity. Plus they definitely won’t sue.