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Universal Bullshit Detector Watch Poops, Moos, Might Actually Tell the Time Too

by Lambert Varias
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Do you have friends who constantly brag about imaginary achievements? Are you tired of salesmen harassing you at the mall with their 5 minutes a day = 6 pack! exercise machines? Is your kid always making up excuses for failing¬† — let’s not go there. But are you sick of all the tricksters around you? Then shut them up with the universal bullshit detector watch, created by satirist Joey Skaggs.

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The next time a son of Loki opens his mouth, press the upper button on the watch and have it flash and emit a pooping sound, moo, and then fart – a purified rendition of the words coming out of the liar’s mouth. It also tells the time, but come on, I mean if you see someone wearing this and they tell you that they bought this because they needed a wristwatch, please press the upper button for them.

The universal bullshit detector watch sells for $40 USD (plus shipping and handling) and can be ordered at its online store. Don’t use it on your kids.

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