Most people inclined to hang things off their wine glasses, they go in for beads or flowers or some frou-frou garbage. But you’re a (wo)man. You need something that speaks to your maturity and general awesomeness. The answer is clear. If you have to hang something off your wine glasses, go with NES cartridge wine charms. It’s the only choice.
These fully customizable wine charms (wine charms! I feel so sheltered suddenly!) are available from Etsy seller TheClayCollection, and they represent infinite possibilities. Just think: you could use the charms as subtle ways of communicating your feelings for your guests. Act like a jerk? You get Deadly Towers, buddy. Suck it up.