My goodness. I’m trying to postpone making another edition of Why? Why not?, because my nose is still bleeding a bit from last time. But the internet is merciless, relentless; it just keeps on giving. Do you have your Advil ready? Okay. Let’s go: today we have a potato USB hub. It’s from Brando. As if I needed to tell you that.
If Marvel is the House of Ideas, what does that make Brando? The Arkham Asylum of Ideas? Also, that’s a potato? Is that what we call alien brains now? Potatoes?
The Potato USB 4-port hub sells for $16 at Brando’s online store. If someone in the office is always pestering you, buy a potato hub and plug it in to your computer the next time he comes around. I assure you, no one will talk to you again. Even your gadgets will ostracize you. You’ll probably be fired.