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999.9 Pure Gold USB Flash Memory is Purely Fake

by Paul Strauss
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Donald Trump, now that you’ve outfitted your desktop with a gold USB hub and gold mouse for your gold MacBook Pro, why not pick up a matching gold bar flash drive?

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Sure, this flash drive might say it’s 999.9 fine gold, but priced at under $20 bucks, it’s definitely not made out of anything other than cheap plated metal. At that price, you can buy a dozen and leave them lying all over your office if you want to look like a real high-roller.

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Each gold bar flash drive comes packaged in a schmancy looking red gift box, and they’re available now over at ChinaGrabber.

So Donald, even if you did take a bath on the real estate crash, you can afford some of these. Maybe you can hand them out in lieu of Christmas bonuses this year.

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