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God of War III Nutrition Facts: Now With More Arterial Spray!

by Paul Strauss
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Somehow, I managed to miss the fine print on the front of the God of War III box cover.

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6,004% of the U.S. RDA of disembowelments, eh? Can you ever get enough, really? And I had no idea that it had negative 130 calories a serving. I’m gonna have me a bowl of delicious Kratos as part of my daily regimen, and in no time I’ll be skinnier than Nicole Ritchie sitting in a sauna after a good purge.

[illustration by Gary Hodges, via Joystick Division via Geekologie]

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