Pacman the Movie: No Fun and Games

So you think Pac-Man likes eating those yellow pellets huh? You think the brightly colored maze and ghosts are cute? Think again!

I didn’t know that that yellow wakka wakka wakka-ing mouth is actually a living, breathing person trapped in physical and drug-induced mazes by a cruel man who clearly saw too much of, uhm, Saw! I swear Pac-Man I didn’t know what you were going through! I sweaaaaaar*jumps out window*

My god. I don’t even want to know Ms. Pac-Man’s real story.

[via likecool]