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David Hasselhoff’S Voice Now Available on Navtones

by Shane McGlaun
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MY EYES! OH GOD MY EYES! If I wasn’t a touch typist (or if I wasn’t all mean and stuff), that picture would have never been posted and your lunch would still be in your tummy where it was supposed to be. Every time you look at this picture, a puppy dies. I feel really sick right now.

NavTones has added The Hoff to its stable of celebrities that will do anything to make a few bucks. I bet Dave got enough loot from this gig to buy an entire case of scotch, and then drank it all in one go while bouncing the family dog on his lap and reclining shirtless on the floor, drooling over a burger.

If you are a sadist, you can buy The Hoff’s voice for your Garmin or TomTom GPS for $6.95 (USD). Be warned guys, if you buy this you forfeit your man card and you deserve a kick in the boys. This would make a great gag gift though.

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