It must be insanely hard to be a Pokémon fan. For someone who’s been trained to “catch ’em all”, it’s bad enough that there are a hundred and one Pokémon games out there, there’s also the awesome merchandise to collect. CollegeHumor sheds some light on the situation with a more honest Pokémon opening theme.
Parents: don’t let your kids watch this. I’m serious:
Oh shoot. You’re a kid aren’t you? Don’t steal from your mom okay? She needs cash to buy her own Pokémon stuff too.