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Laser Scissors: Cutting Edge

by Lambert Varias
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Behold – the laser scissors. It’s a pair of scissors… with a frickin’ laser beam! And that is all that you need to know. Go buy it now.

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Why are you still here? What? No, the laser can’t cut paper by itself; that’s what the scissor is for. It’s for idiots like you and me who can’t cut in a straight line if the world depended on it.

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Again: Buy this now. I don’t care if you don’t need it. Give the people who brought it into the world the money that they deserve. It’s available at Stupidiotic for just $20 (USD).

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