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Beards for Dummies: a Chart Clarifying Beards to Non-Geeks

by Range
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Online Schools is back with another great chart. This time around, they tackled the the history of the beard. We all know that a lot of geeks often sport a ludicrous amount of facial hair. This is the perfect guide for aspiring geekettes and geeks to make their way through this tangled and hairy maze of confusion.

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For some reason, I’m reading this chart with the voice of Conan the Barbarian in my head. No beard = dishonor! Alexander the Great made shaving popular, as he didn’t like people grabbing onto his beard while slaying them. Seems appropriately savage. Being a coward was a crime in Sparta. No shit!

So the next time you go hanging out with some bearded dudes, take a look at this handy chart so you know what you’re dealing with. Personally, I’ve been sporting a ‘circle beard’ or goatee for as long as I can remember. I tend to keep it short. How about you?

[via Joel Fisher]

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