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The Human Body in Html and PHP

by Lambert Varias
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The DNA from all of the cells in the human body is 45,000,000,000 miles long. But it seems that if we were digitized, our code would only be a page long, including the detail about our shoes and, uhm, a tattoo on our right leg:

human_body_html_php

Looking at the code, I can see that it has no room for variation save for the gender. Its product won’t even have internal organs! I challenge programmers out there to not work and instead set aside their time to come up with a more detailed digital DNA.I’m pretty sure though that not even the most anti-social programmer would prefer to reproduce by writing code, because a coded offspring can only do two things: run and execute. Amirite?

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