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Galileo was Wrong, Stop the Press, Don’T Bother Going to School

by Lambert Varias
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…because according to Robert Sungenis and Robert Bennett, the Church was right – the Earth is the center of the universe. Ho.ly. Crap. In what I still suspect is either a practical joke or an article by The Onion – in other words a practical joke – starting this year there will be an annual Catholic conference on Geocentrism.

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The conference charges $50 (USD) per person. Are you kidding me? I’m not going to pay $50 just to listen to some – wait, the $50 includes a free lunch. Hmmm. I think I’ll pass for now, maybe I’ll just get a GWW license plate frame. Because I too, believe that Galileo Was Wrong. Clearly, our cat is the center of the universe. And it wants food now. I have to go.

[via Boing Boing]

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