Are you planning on starting your own website? Perhaps you already run a website and want to get more traffic? Then don’t listen to Alex Blagg, strategenius, techspert, buzzmaster, stratocaster. But if you’re looking for someone who pokes fun at marketing speak and the ridiculous new words that have sprung forth from the Web, then he’s your man.
Alex Blagg writes at BajillionHits.biz, where he dishes out strategies on winning the Internet “formspringed” from his brain. He’ll be happy to provide “a relevant strat customized to your individual monetization needs” and “give your biz the next-lev bottom line your board will be looking for in the next Q.”Here’s is Blagg’s Viral Vidifesto:
Check out Bajillion Hits for more marketing BS. I love his YouTube vs. Vimeo comparison. He calls YouTube the place for people who want mad hits, while Vimeo is for “aesthetically-obsessed hipsters”. He also says Tumblr is the Vimeo of blogging platforms. Yes, his blog is on Tumblr.