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Cylon T.P. Dispenser: Bathroomstar Galactica

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I have no idea what would compel someone to either make or buy this thing, but the sheer absurdity of it made me want to mention it. What you’re looking at, my friends, is what I’m reasonably certain is the first (and last) ever Cylon Centurion toilet paper dispenser.

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Yep, you heard me right. This ridiculous thing is an original BSG Cylon Centurion that holds on to a roll of T.P. for you. Thanks to the miracle of LED technology and a microcontroller, its scanning mono-eyeball glares at your ass while you’re sitting on the pot – so don’t make any sudden moves or he might blast your butt.

This (presumably) one-of-a-kind curiosity can be found over at Supertrone’s Etsy shop for $100 bucks. Surprisingly, it hasn’t yet sold to this guy yet.

[via Botropolis via Walyou]