I won’t blame you if the Cthulhu ski hat is too eccentric for your tastes. Well then who you gonna call when you see someone wearing this?
No one I suppose, unless said person is a committing a crime, in which case you’ll be having a once in a lifetime chat with a 911 operator. Personally, I’d go and ask the wearer if the mask feels as constricting as it looks. The officially licensed (as if that makes things less ridiculous) Stay Puft Marshmallow Man ski mask is available at 80s Tees for $20 (USD).
[via Random Good Stuff]