Did you know that a Weighted Companion Cube smells like green apples? No, me neither. But apparently they do. At least if your Companion Cube is made from soap like this one. It also comes in Mountain Dew scent, whatever that smells like.
Perfect for Portal fans (or if your name just happens to be Chell,) this 9 ounce handmade cube soap is guaranteed to help you solve puzzles in your bathroom – although it doesn’t come with a functional Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. Still, it should help to hold any buttons down that you might have in your bathroom – maybe the one that turns on the whirlpool would be a good start.
The Enrichment Center reminds you that you can purchase the Soapy Companion Cube over at Digitalsoaps’ Etsy shop for $23 (USD). GLaDOS insists that you buy one so that you can continue to test. Just don’t toss it into a fire when you’re done with it.
