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Combustible Lemon Pendant is the Ultimate Portal 2 Insider Jewelry

by Paul Strauss
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Items referencing companion cubes, defective turrets, ATLAS, P-body, GLaDOS, even Wheatley himself are far too obvious for those who want to be members of the Portal 2 insider’s club. This piece of jewelry is a much more subtle choice for the discerning Portal 2 fan.

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In tribute to Vern Schillinger’s Cave Johnson’s classic Don’t make lemonade speech from Portal 2, jewelry artist Mark Wengryn created this cool metal pendant. The 2″ wide pendant is handmade from bronze and copper and attached to a 16″ leather cord.

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Remember, When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! GET MAD! I don’t want your damn lemons; what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am!? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!… (and then hang it from a pendant you can wear around your neck.)

Oh, and you can grab the Combustible Lemon pendant over on Etsy for $39 (USD).



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