Network’s down again? The new hire still doesn’t have his username and password? Facebook (not) blocked? Kwa-pish! Pay the folks at the IT department – or your household’s resident computer nerd – a visit and show them you mean business with feralswirl’s Cat5 O’ Nine Tails, a flogger made out of Ethernet cables.
On the flip side, you can also give this as a gift to get on your computer experts’ good side – after all, it’s actually meant to give pleasure. By giving pain. You can order the Cat5 O’ Nine Tails at feralswirl’s Etsy shop for $35 (USD). It’s available in different colors, and you can mix and match colors if you like. I think I’ll stick with my non-existent Wi-Fi whip.