If I had a million dollars, I’d buy a new car. Maybe I’ll build my puppy a fancy doghouse, like the one Paris Hilton built for her Chihuahuas. Or maybe I’ll invest it in the stock market, maybe open up a franchise of some fast food restaurant.
Or maybe you could use it to buy something insanely expensive, like the Devon Tread Watch or one of those gold Æsir phones. That, or I could blow everything to buy the Endless Happiness Pen designed by Anita Tan.
So the next time you hit the town with this pen pinned to your breast pocket, you can literally say that you feel like a million bucks.
Kidding aside, the Heaven Gold Pen was created to celebrate the beginning of the year 2012. Ironic, since it’s also a year that a lot of people say would spell the end for all of mankind. The pen is studded with over 161 sparkling color diamonds that will (forgive me) be sure to bring you endless happiness. Of course, you could just sell them off one by one when you get strapped for cash.
Now to address the big elephant in the room: how much is this pen worth? Well, just a few thousand short of a million, since it’s priced at $995,510. Did your jaw drop like mine did?
[via Gadgets Matrix]