T-shirt maker/closet archeologist/pun master Jonah Block has a mind-blowing revelation about the evolution of man. Humans are descended from Hylians. Which means Hylians also came from monkeys. So Donkey Kong came first, then Link, then Mario.
The question is, who was Link’s mate? Zelda? Malon? Navi? You can order the Missing Link t-shirt from Redbubble for about $24 (USD).