Looking for a good way to rid yourself of all that pent up stress you have coursing through your veins? While it might not be as good as this, you can certainly work out some of your aggression with a stress ball. But you don’t want an ordinary stress ball, right? You want one of these.
With just a squeeze, this ordinary looking blue ball emits a gross green ooze reminiscent of some sort of puss-filled infections disease. Yum. There’s nothing more appetizing than that. And if the blue/green bubonic plague infection isn’t good enough for you, you can choose from smallpox (green with orange pustules), zombie virus (red with green pustules), or a deadly case of the cooties (red with red pustules). Can I say pustules one more time? Collect them all and increase your chances of a nasty new mutated strain FTW!
I think if you’re a doctor specializing in infectious diseases, you need to fill up your waiting room with these to break the ice with your patients. Catch them all over at ThinkGeek for just $4.99 (USD) each.