It’s not dangerous to store data alone, but if you’re a Zelda fan you should still take a look at these wooden Hylian Shield USB drives by Etsy seller Zantaff. Each flash drive measures about 2.5″ x 1.5″ (I guess it’s two-dimensional. What an homage!) and has an LED right above the Triforce symbol.
Journey to Etsy to wield one yourself. The drive comes in 4GB, 8GB, 16GB and 32GB capacity and sells for $34 (USD), $40, $44 and $60 respectively. No, Zantaff doesn’t accept rupees.
[via This is Why I’m Broke]